Johnny Weir Robbed

Johnny Weir Robbed, I must write about Johnny Weir and how he was snubbed by the judges at tonight’s Olympic mens figure skating long program. Why? Cause he’s gay. Yeah. I said it. maybe not. I am just going to throw something out there: Lady Gaga, bisexual queer supporter often accused of having extra private parts, lost a Grammy (we shall not dwell) and Adam Lambert lost American Idol and hai it wasn’t too long ago that Kim Stolz lost America’s Next Top Model and when Ashley lost Top Chef and I lost my puppy and Riese came in third at the Science Fair in Second Grade.
Listen, I’m not knowledgeable about figure skating nor am I claiming to be. But I’m pretty knowledgeable about twitter and trending topic “Johnny Weir” made me feel better about life. The consensus was clear: Johnny was fucking robbed.